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father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
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MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
mugGet the father pillowmug.

Father

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.
by Fatherlessisnotp February 17, 2022
mugGet the Fathermug.

good-father

Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche
by Ben anstratheman November 1, 2008
mugGet the good-fathermug.

Father's Basement

Similar to your mother's basement, except for the one key fact that, you do not game there for the rest of your life, but become a witness to your father's rapey motives and intentions. Can often find many missing people there that perfectly matching those wanted posters.
I found em. I gotta find the rest. Wait who's tha-
Deep down in the Father's Basement
by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020
mugGet the Father's Basementmug.

Your god father is a cock sucker

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker
by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018
mugGet the Your god father is a cock suckermug.

father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha
mommy where did father go to get the milk
mugGet the fathermug.

father

Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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