whackattack

a day/event that was very poor, resulting in somebodys body being attacked by the whackness.

A:hey lets go to the disney parade
B:no way man, that will be a whackattack

by jackoriah November 20, 2007

whack and attack

To hit the lips of a closed vagina with your cock, then insert and essentially attack the vagina.

Man, i sure did whack and attack last night and my cock is sore!!!

by B-Dog killian March 17, 2008

Whack

1.) to masturbate (alone)
2.) crazy
3.) to hit something
4.) to masturbate (with another)
5.) to knock-up

1.) I was totally whacking last night when you called. Thats the sound you heard, and that's why I was breathing heavy.
2.) That shit is so fucking whack!
3.) I whacked the cookie out of her hand before she could eat it...
4.) My friend and I were in a tent last night. I got horny, then he looked at my boner and got horny too. So, I whacked his dick and he whacked mine. Then we made out...
5.) I whacked this fucking hot chick last night. She was great. Hope she don't get pregnant.

by Big Boi12304 April 13, 2008

Whack

Irish word for a very bad smell

Jaysus, the whack of the toilet after Becky

by Adlers March 7, 2009

whack baller

a broke ass nigga that gots nothin. one who is always waitin on sumn that is never cuming. and thinks he talks a good game. very lame.

im bout to go hookup, im bout to;was gonna,and never has,or will. 'pelican'is a whack baller still waiting.

by redhotxx74 June 27, 2011

Whacking The Gavil

Whacking the gavil is when you have a female participant upside down and legs open so she presents herself as a judge's bench. Then a man opens his pants and slaps his penis on her vagina.

Oh man last night youll never guess that this one whore let me start off sex by whacking the gavil!

by Dr. Honcho July 22, 2018

Whack-a-mole

When you aggressively “tap” a woman who is a someone that thinks they are all that when they only want the “D.”

I’m about to whack-a-mole.

by Supreme Doorknob April 23, 2019