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Twitter Stan

Twitter Stans are usually a group of people that worship or praise a certain individual by creating an account and making fan edits, blogs, etc.
by LORD KSI March 1, 2021
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Twitter-pated

1. completely and totally obsessed with Twitter.
2. constantly checking/updating Twitter
Alanna's completely Twitter-pated. She's always online.
by Iustì September 4, 2009
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Twitter Twatter

Bob- Dude, Sabrina is blowing up Twitter with her retweets and gay love quotes.

Joe- She's such a Twitter Twatter.
by kdouble007 August 11, 2011
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Twitter Shitter

A public bathroom stall with covered in tweets. These tweets are usually sexual or graphic in nature and usually posted by anonymous. Twitter Shitters are more commonly found in male restrooms. However, the dirtiest and meanest shitters are found in high school girl washrooms.
Guy1: " Dude, I just came back from the bathroom and somebody fuckin wrote all about their monster shit they had while jerkin off! It was fuckin disgusting"

Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
by febrEEze99 July 20, 2009
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twitter gangster

A person who talks a big game/talks smack on a social networking site, but most likely never confront someone face to face. Used by Giants DE Osi Umenyora when describing Philadelphia Eagle LeSean McCoy's derisive posts labeling him a "soft."
Marco was being a twitter gangster when he ripped Jack for cockblocking at the the club, be we know that bitch would never step up in real life.
by cypherus01 June 20, 2011
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twitter-pated

Originating from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBIE-The feeling your new girlfriend has when you first start going out and before she loses interest in you and doesnt want to talk about things apon finding out that she's moving to a different state. She will then find a new man behind your back who can supply her with a much better long distance relationship and find that he makes her much more twitter-pated than you did. she is then NO LONGER TWITTER-PATED by you. (SEE ALSO: horny, indecicive, unwilling, secretive)
"I got really twitter-pated when that hot guy drove buy with his nice car."
"Yesterday i felt really twitter-pated by him, but not today."
"Hmmm. I was twitter-pated when i first saw you but not now that i've gotten to know that you arent perfect..."
by bbrooks March 10, 2009
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Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.
Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.
by Joel67 December 3, 2010
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