Top Gunning

The act of going to a girl's/guy's house, for the first time, for a date, and immediately asking to use the shower upon arrival.

Bro that beach volley ball game was sick! I'm totally top gunning it when I get to this girl's house.

by Khous655 January 10, 2014

Tickle top

Jerking off while the thumb tickles the head in a circular motion, i.e. tickle top
similar to "spanking the monkey" and 'chocking the chicken"

Jonas likes to tickle his own head while jerking off, hence tickle top.

sukhdemballs: Jonas, let's go out to see some girls
Jonas: I already tickled my top, I lost some motivation...maybe in a few days

by Sukhdemballs September 3, 2013

Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.

“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”

by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021

Flop Top

A flop top is a term used by idiotic year 10 boys. It involves touching a fellow students upper genitals (titties) and making an upward motion, jiggling their titties around. This is not a gay term, but is used to express friendship and care for one another.

I Flop Topped my friends nipples and got a burst of excitement.

by MC_DEVILZ May 8, 2018

Fuck Top

An expression used to describe something (unbelievably) amazing. It is commonly used in Quebec, Canada, but outsiders rarely understand the meaning. The terms are most likely derived from "fuck" and "over-the-top". Not to be confused with "fucked up", an antonym.

Alex: Dude, it's amazing!!
Matt: I know, right? It's sick!
Ben : Whoa! That's fuck top!

by bbturkey December 28, 2011

Soft Top

A top thats more subby than the power bottom you fucked last week. This term also disproves the common thought that Sub=Bottom which it doesn't.

"Wait so He's not a bottom?!?"
"I know he seems like one, but he's a Top so..."
"Ah he's a Soft top makes sense."

by Celyste April 19, 2022

Top Loader

when some one rolls a joint to pass round and puts all the weed at the top so he gets most off it to them self.also known as a rackley

tonys such a top loader putting all the weed at his end

by antonio ranklif January 21, 2010