tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block

Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.

by bloodyoath August 29, 2021

tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.

Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.

by Firenerd January 26, 2014

London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British

'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'

by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013

rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.

We have a rusted tool for a president.

by ERB3 February 16, 2017