The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.
Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.
by nlan1 August 14, 2010
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A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
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Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
Get the toilet key mug.To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
by wicked son December 18, 2011
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Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.
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