Toilet Hugger

When someone ends up puking in the toilet whilst hugging the bowl after consuming too much alcohol

Guy 1: Wow Ben sure did drink alot last night
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself

by vots69 February 1, 2010

toilet idea

Seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man's mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.

Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...

by Preteranimus July 15, 2010

toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

by nlan1 August 14, 2010

toiletify

When you're too lazy to go to the toilet so you just use something else instead.

Im going to toiletify this bin

by Werly November 28, 2012

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

Toilet Dragon

A small sized dragon that looks similar to a seahorse and is found floating around toilets in the depths of night. Especially prevalent in large Italian cities

Hey Jimbo did you see the toilet dragon last night?

by wopo99 October 17, 2011

Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders

"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person

by twigulus October 23, 2011