Rankin Spankin

To get punked out on a ridiculous Facebook post.

He is full of crap. He needs a Rankin Spankin

by doonzie December 18, 2014

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Shank

To violently stab someone with the intent of causing serious damage, commonly used when in the presence of a zombie

Jenni Mawson "I'm gonna shank ya"

by The Norton Lass February 9, 2015

spankies

The spandex shorts worn by female volleyball players.

Oooo you guys wear those spankies, eh?

by Devon!! September 28, 2005

spankolicious

1. Merge of two words, spanky and delicious. 2. hot enough to put into one's spank bank

damn! that boy is spankolicious!

by shann"spankolicious"on December 1, 2005

spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.

The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013

Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.

Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014