sports

sport are the worlds worst enemy...or to me atleast....OMG...i have to get back home in time to watch the football game !!!!

dam!! i think i have to kill myslef i missed the game!.....kill urelf...u realyl should

sports suck!!!!

by messy August 16, 2003

Slortch

A slut, whore, and a bitch all rolled up into one.

You were right, that ex-girlfriend of mine was a filthy slortch.

by andyomega July 21, 2010

Stoner shorts

Any king of basketball shorts Worn 3 inches below the waste, Preferably only worn in times of Smoking the following; marijuana/weed/pot/cheeba/ganja....
or playing basketball.

Say Kevin those are some nice nike stoner shorts.

by Vinny censabella December 28, 2007

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

sports video deficiency

is the medical term used for the lack of one's experience in watching sports videos. The known symptoms of this deficiency are lack of knowledge of great sports plays, statistics or players' information. It can happen to anyone who doesn't watch enough sports channels on their television or log on to sports websites. ESPN.com has a cure for this diseases and it can be found at www.espn360.com.

NOTE: This deficiency must be taken seriously and those who have it should act towards a cure soon.

Ryan did not know about the 720 dunk, he definately has the sports video deficiency lately.

by CougarERod September 10, 2008

Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

by growler666 March 21, 2011

Sportster

One who plays sports or can easily pick up a new sport.

John is such a sportster; he plays soccer, baseball, and lacrosse.

Mike is such a sportster, he started playing football last year and he's already the starting running back.

by tveit August 14, 2012