skateboarding

Skateboarders these days have a two year window you either get good or eat chowder

all the sponsered young fuckers have made the most of their 2 year window.
(but its not about the sponsership its about the fun)

by fool December 13, 2004

Slater

A combination of the terms "See you later"

- but, you are adding the Saved by the Bell flavor to your dialogue

"Hey guys, I can't hang out tonight my girlfriend is making me stay in with her."

"Alright man, slater."

by NastyNate86 November 24, 2009

slater

1. to grab 2 beers, employ the aircraft's emergency slide, slide down, run to your vehicle, drive home and have sex with your partner.
2. to enjoy the maximum satisfaction while quitting your job.

I pulled a slater the other day and told my boss to fuck off.

by mcthorogood August 12, 2010

skate

to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit

Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)

by jimmy smith May 6, 2005

Salted

an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.

Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school

by Jawayne September 10, 2003

Kelly Slater

a alternative way to say the common goodbye phrase "see you later."

Alright you mad cunt, Kelly Slater.

by Sweet Kicks Willy July 24, 2011

salted

To be high on bath salts

"Bro, I'm so salted right now"

Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"

Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"

by l33tl0rd April 24, 2014