Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.
by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

simone is a boy who only cares about people with back and he only cares about the leng tings and his cute girlfriend ava and he loves the mandem so much and all his mandem know how to do is care about leng tings because there rude to meady tings like himani
by millieeeexo October 1, 2023

An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.
by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021

He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!
You need a Simon as a best friend
You need a Simon as a best friend
by treewall November 21, 2021

by Barth.knk April 3, 2024

I have a best friend named Simone she is very funny and kind. She will always listen to your problems or achievements if you’re down she will always be there to lift you up
by Sk8ergirl999 December 22, 2021

This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.
Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!
by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021
