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IN A LITTLE POTATO WORLD(:

Joey: IM A POTATO!

Hannah: No, IM A BOSS POTATO AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! GO POTATOS!!!!!!!

by IM A POTATOOOOO March 28, 2019

Hollywood Potato Chip

A slang term for dried semen on an article of clothing or other fabric which, when peeled off, resembles a potato chip.

No matter how much Janet said she loved me and would do anything for me, she simply would not eat my Hollywood Potato Chip.

by Aysee September 16, 2006

Potatoboy

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.

Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy

by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

fuzzy potato

Something that is so incredibly awesome that it is like a sentient potato covered in fuzz.

"Oh my god, that drama class was totally the fuzzy potato!"

by Aingeal December 11, 2008

Potato

A term used to refer to a new page of the webcomic Homestuck on said webcomic's forums in place of the word 'update', to signify that the page has already been up for some time, so that people do not attempt to check for a new page when they have already seen it.

Oh man, you guys, I laughed so hard at the newest potato.

by SirJorb January 1, 2012

Detroit Hot Potato

When two dudes buttfuck each other, then proceed to put their butts together lining their buttholes up perfectly. Then, one of them shits a hard log into the other dudes asshole, who then pushes it back into the original dudes ass, and they work it back and forth as they please.

Dude, you up for a Detroit Hot Potato?

by Elton Michaels March 24, 2009

Potato!

An exclamation or statement expressing the sentiment that one should never become so grown-up that one loses the ability to be childish.

Longer expressions that mean the same thing:
"Never get so battle-fatigued that you can't enjoy your shore-leave."
"Never work so hard to provide for your kids that you lose the ability to play with them."

Origin: In the children's book Wayside School is Falling Down, a boy named Calvin gets a tattoo of a potato on his ankle because "he likes potatoes." This expression is a reminder to always keep some of that simple innocence in your heart.

Barney: "Wanna go play laser tag?"
Ted: "Why on earth would I want to do that?"
Barney: "Potato!"

Guy: "Want to come over?"
Girl: "What would we be doing?"
Guy: "I'll give you a hint: it involves pillows and sheets. ;)"
Girl: "OMG we're gonna build a fort?!"
Guy: "..."
Girl: "Potato!"

by EdCasey143 October 21, 2012