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Potato Sacked 

When you get teabaged by a person with gigantic testicles.
Holy shit! car accident?
No..got potato sacked...
Potato Sacked by Diego the beast November 21, 2007

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling
That guy is a real potato farmer

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone
thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"
potato phone by MichielloM June 8, 2016

Potato Chipped 

Created in the year 2010 n: A term used on a person who is unknowingly projecting personal refrences on ongoing sexual intercourse, the term derived from the popular potato chip brand "Lay's" which can be percieved as the word "Layed" meaning (someone who has participated in sexual intercourse)
A: "Why is she so mad"
B: "I don't know but she definatly needs to get "Potato Chipped"!
Potato Chipped by xcrozx January 3, 2011

potato bomb 

a form of mashed starch appearing cool on the outside yet blistering hot in the center which is often not discovered until right before swallowing where at this point it is lodged in the esophugus and burns the tissue causing swelling and loss of taste.
OH MY GOD! a potato bomb exploded in my mouth and now i have to call into work and drink beer all day to relieve the excrutiating and disabilitating pain,
potato bomb by Megan Carrell September 24, 2005

potato pancake jizzfest 

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.
Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!