poo moo

when you have extremely bad breath, when your breath stinks of shit.

The two boys squared up to fight...
Jimmy:come on then you fucking dick!
Hamish:Holy shit, get away from me, you have poo moo!

by doyouwantit May 26, 2010

Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.

Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.

by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011

Poo-see

1. someone who is ultimately afraid of everything or refuses to do something for no good reason.

2. Something so dirty that no one will even go near it; makes you gag.

3. when you put your thumbs and index fingers together in a rounded edged diamond shape and put them on top of your head.

1. person #1: c'mon just jump in!

person #2: no way man!

person #1: stop being such a poo-see!

2. oh god that's such a poo-see! there's no way i'm going anywhere near that!

by vhskater December 1, 2011

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

poo nani

pussay

joe ritzma doesnt get any poo nani

by Anonymous January 12, 2003

Poo Baron

A Janitor whose job is to clean buildings which may involve cleaning toilets.

I going to make to Poo Baron's life hell when i finish shitting on this cubicle wall.

by Ken-T July 2, 2006

poo poo face

when somone has a face made entirely of poo poo

'damn man, your sucha poo poo face!'...'shut up you fat wilkins'

by will turner + adcoins banks June 11, 2006