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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
mugGet the Midget judgemug.

midget

short friend: hey u giraffe!
long friend: hey u midget!
by thatlongfrienduknow January 12, 2022
mugGet the midgetmug.

buff midget

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi
by LaChostosina April 25, 2021
mugGet the buff midgetmug.

midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.
Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.
by rorymac November 29, 2016
mugGet the midgetmug.

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
mugGet the Midget mommymug.

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks
i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.
by slutfor July 21, 2022
mugGet the midget cockmug.

midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball
Shane has some amazing midget dunks
by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014
mugGet the midget dunkmug.

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