Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.

Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.

by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020

Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”

Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff

by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020

jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020

jonathan borg

a iconic king

Person1: hey its jonathan borg
Person2: yea hes an icon

by LittleFalcon October 19, 2020

Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch

Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Nickname Wikipedia in 6th grade.

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.

Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon

by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021