Humping her leg 

To hit on someone sexually, either aggressively or persistently, but not violently.
Variations include "humping the leg", "hump her leg"

She knew that if she wore that little black dress to the bar, she’d have guys humping her leg all night long.

Humping her leg by sef6 December 1, 2011

humpable 

highly attractive; sexy; "bomb"

Janine is so humpable..

humpable by Johnny Blaze April 25, 2003

Humpgut Whale

The sensation of feeling so full, you're having difficulty moving and your stomach is so bloated it is sticking out like a hump.

"Man, I'm so full I'm beached on this couch like a humpgut whale"

Humpgut Whale by geneticallyblonde December 3, 2011

Humpeus 

Someone lucky enough to have had sex

Everyone nowadays is a humpeus, whatever happened to wanting a tight virgin pussy?

Humpeus by SuckedOffByYourMom June 7, 2020

humphreyian 

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

humphreyian by mwrisa January 12, 2022

humphage 

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

humphage by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

crumby humper 

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

crumby humper by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009