holy crap

A surprise word that people these days would use.

HOLY CRAP is that a chicken?????!!!!!!!

Holy crap that person needs some milk!

by X Drogon March 20, 2017

Holy guacamole

Guacamole thats been blessed by god also can be used when your shocked.

Theres a flying pig, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!"
God has blessed this "holy guacamole "

by Grace-pie69 June 3, 2017

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005

Holy Moly

Kate and Aidan. They are just on another level. The world cannot comprehend how absurd they are. They are also obese and have an unique obsession with orange chicken, specifically P.F. Chang’s. Also, a normal sleeping schedule..what’s that?

Person 1: Did you see Kate and Aidan today?
Person 2: I don’t even want to know. All I can say is....Holy moly.

by Itsmrbeans June 6, 2021

holy hole

navel, aka belly button

I want to put my finger in your holy hole.

by the big hp December 4, 2010

holy trinity

When someone gets so drunk that they shit, piss, and hurl all over himself.

Adam got blackout drunk the other night. So much so that he performed the holy trinity and stained not only his bed, but the rug, the desk, the lamp, the tv and the blinds.

by boo8mer September 27, 2005

Holy Water

Cum. Preferred verbiage for the religious.

I think that catholic chick last night thought I was god incarnate; I busted a nut and she swallowed it like it was holy water!

by Garrett and A February 13, 2009