Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

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Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.mug.

Palestinian Hawk

The spreader lies to help deflect attention away from the truth because it is too difficult to accept

Shall we talk about the real role of Hamas, no, let's just Palestinian Hawk it instead.

by anonymous February 15, 2024

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Get the Palestinian Hawkmug.

Hawk

A fat pig from the anime show "The Seven Deadly Sins" (七つの大罪). He somehow learns how to talk and is the mascot of the Boar Hat: a wandering tavern that travels by a 30 story tall pig. He likes to call himself "captain of the Order of Scrap Disposal", which isn't a real order. He likes to eat scraps from customers off the floor and adores good cooking. He also loves to yell "TON TOKO TON" (Piggy trot, for those who watch the dub) whenever he runs. He also gets joked about when the owner of the tavern likes to mess with Hawk by trying to eat him. It's a good show go check it out sometime

"Hawk, no!"

by greensauce November 10, 2020

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