A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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Get the Cheese Hawk mug.The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
Get the Shit-Hawk mug.The Black Hawk is what you call a nerd who thinks his actual name is that of a super hero. The Black Hawk generally has split personality disorders and has issues with stealing random useless objects (Mainly pencils, can also include pens and tennis balls). Make sure to stay away from The Black Hawk or he may get Temper Toxin into your blood stream.
1. Haha dude Black Hawk just took that kids pencil....
2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?
3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy
2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?
3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy
by Pencil Thrower April 18, 2010
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Get the Ho-Hawk mug.Your mohawk is not 'hawking in the back.
by alk3ovation January 22, 2010
Get the 'hawking mug.When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
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