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A person who cares about his future and knowledge and also well-being; but will spazz out if need be.
Yo my mans A.R. A good goon, going to college and shit
good goon by The Basedlord February 1, 2015
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Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
Pool Goon by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Prune Goon 

A man who likes getting laid by older women.
Man, that guy Benjamin is a real prune goon. How old was that lady?

goonball [goon] [goons] 

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.

Dithering Goon 

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Dithering Goon by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

cyber goon 

sombody who goeas on xbox all day long and plays minecraft
cyber goon by zaebbiuy August 23, 2012