gooned

violent edging session

yo bro i gooned yesterday

by anonymous October 5, 2023

Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.

Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.

by willowisps September 20, 2023

Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night

Pass the goon mate

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)

1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner

by antoano:3 August 23, 2025

Goon

When a friend texts you Goon in which refferiing you to Go On xbox and play Call of Duty MW2

Goon

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.

I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024