A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
by The Real Baby Mustacho June 5, 2011
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Get the german alarm clock mug.A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.
by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009
Get the German Space Shuttle mug.In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.
When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.
by Steve-O April 23, 2003
Get the german gas pedal mug.During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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Get the Ze Dirty German mug.after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"
by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011
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