The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.

I gave my girlfriend the grand slam last night

by Zeccede July 26, 2018

si grand

A word to describe a person who is cool, attractive or superior, often in regards to the size of their penis.

The word bears grammatical genders as described in the rhyme below:

If you are an homme,
Then you say Si Grand,
If you go by she,
Then you're Si Grandi,
If it's not just you,
You're all Si Grandu.

Ryan doesn't skip leg day; he's really si grand. Me and him are si grandu.

by TotallyDefinitelyNotJames July 1, 2023

Hefner's grand slam

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

by hefner555 July 8, 2011

Dallas La Grand

Dallas is absolutely gorgeous!! She has the best personality and the best body, she thinks that she is inset good enough, when, she most defiantly is. If you meet a Dallas then you will most likely to want to be friends immediately. She is VERY trustworthy and very honorable. If you come in contact with a Dallas say hi or just stop by to talk for a sec.

Dallas La Grand is the most beautiful girl I've ever met.

by YoCheerGirlPayton October 8, 2020

Dairylea Grand Prix

The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.

"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"

"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"

by sarcastnick March 10, 2009

Mos Espa Grand Arena

On the outskirts of Mos Espa was an immense venue for watching the popular Boonta Eve Classic Podrace. Over one hundred thousands beings filled the Mos Espa Grand Arena to capacity during the annual event. They filed into the grandstand seats, crowded into broad viewing platforms or clustered into the upper tiers to catch a glimpse of the high-speed spectacle. For a modest fee, spectators could rent hand-held viewscreens which displayed images recorded by fast-flying Podrace holocams tracking the race. From a distance, the arena's seats looked to be a flowing tapestry of color, as race-fans from all throughout the Outer Rim Territories congregated. Alien food vendors roamed the crowds, offering exotic wares, bands both amateur and professional tootled race themes and popular melodies to cheer on their favored pilots, fans brandished flags bearing their racer's emblems.

The wealthier of Mos Espa's residents and guests could afford private viewing boxes separated from the rest of the rabble. The Toydarian junk-merchant Watto hosted viewing parties for his friends and gambling partners. The most opulent of viewing boxes was reserved for the ruling Hutts, particularly Jabba the Hutt, who hosted the Boonta Eve Classic.

Related: Mos Espa Tatooine

by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004

STL Grand Slam

A Sexual position. The girl in said position, must be in an arched position, usually rear sticking in the air, to symbolize the St. Louis Arch. To symbolize the grand slam, (Busch Stadium) she must have someone 1; Kissing her 2; feeling her breasts 3; fingering her (For a man on first, second, and third) and someone doing her from behind for a batter. When the "batter" is about to cum, you spin her around, and hit her on the cheek, to make a popping sound, for the "Home Run Hit". To be truly authentic she should not be shaved, for Bush/Busch Stadium.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear Victoria was the first girl to hit an STL Grand Slam?
Guy 2: No, i didn't know there were women in the MLB yet.
Guy 1: There aren't *winks* **Explains**

by Chainsaw037 May 10, 2009