Futer

A Futer is someone who plays Ultimate Team on fifa 12.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.

Twan : I won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. How'd you go?
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.

by TwainyJaime October 30, 2011

Futonari

A girl (usually in anime) that has a penis.

When an anime girl has a dick, she is considered a "Futonari"

by alwaysafan August 27, 2012

future

An imaginary land of peace, love and prosperity, often unconsciously linked to another domain - the past. An equally fictional realm of regret, sorrow and despair.

The future's not here now, nor will it be in the future.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

futurama

A show which is better then the last few Simpsons seasons, but isn't better then all the Simpsons seasons. Also, is slightly funnier then Family Guy.

Futurama is definitely one of the best sit-coms ever.

by Elite September 25, 2006

Futurachi

A fusion of mariachi and electronic dance music.

Although not originally mexican, Rachel sure likes to be pumpin that futurachi when she's cruisin the San Jose strip in her whip.

by Skunk, The February 1, 2006

futensil

a combination of futile and utensil; in other words, using a utensil inappropriately. this can be extended to using any object in a way not in the original design.

dan was sitting there, staring off into space, using an icepick to clean his ears. he should know better than to use a futensil for such an intimate action.

by germinator7 April 18, 2007

futonomous

used as an adjective in any situation
(the point is to not have anyone know what it means)

Your crotch rocket is futonomous.
That dinner was futonomous, Mom!

by leanlikeachola April 5, 2008