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Fart Placebo

1. The act of faking a fart
2. A device used to store farts for later use
3. A common insult used and originated by Dr. D. Nguyen
4. A company name that sells fart placebos
I was walking down the street and pulled out my fart placebo to create a stench around me.

"Why are you such a fart placebo!"
by Poppyface October 20, 2009
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Dirty fart

When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
Just sat down for a shit but it was only a Dirty fart.
by rbpc May 1, 2014
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farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.
I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.
by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009
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HD Fart

Large, room filling fart, has the smell of what food it is from from another room, or from far far away
" Watch out, Dan just lit up a HD Fart! "

- come back is :

" Yes my Fart's are so awesome they come in HD"
by Temporalwar April 21, 2009
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fart bag

A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.
Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!
by GaryMoore May 15, 2018
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fart-can

A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.
Thats a huge fart-can, he must have a tiny cock.
by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005
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