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Douche Panda

Look at that douche panda with his collar popped.
by elledeeranga July 1, 2009
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douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.
"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."
by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009
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DOUCHEASAURUS

Another insult reffering to the word douch bag and relatating to animals.
Dude i heard they found joeys ancestors. The ancient species of the doucheasaurus rex
by Mike Halk April 28, 2005
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Atomic Douchebag

Perez Hilton is a Super Pip Squeak Homo
or better known as an Atomic Douchebag.

Hey Perez: I think it's Hilarious that your
faget queer ass can't get married to your
faget queer ass lover in your home state of California.
by streetwhiz April 22, 2009
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Connecticut Douche

preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.
Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?
by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009
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Douche Pickle

One who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.
"That guy's more than a douche! He's a douche pickle!"
by Big Scotty June 12, 2008
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Donkey Douche

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.
Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.
by dxh September 30, 2010
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