Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016

digital regret

That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.

I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!

by JavaJaneOhio July 22, 2010

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

digital network

Digitally comprised, compromised and enhanced networking

Join a digital network if you will, as a quirk.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

Digital Hoarding

The practice of never deleting a file from online archive; one who practice digital hoarding must do so without guilt or fear from reprisal. They just buy more space.

Itʻs a good thing I practice digital hoarding, otherwise I would never have been able to find that document from 2006.

by LovelyHulaHands September 20, 2023

digital flip

Ketamine and LSD

Being defined as when you take ketamine and lsd at the same time. You digital flip.

by Blackface Jesus May 16, 2021