cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

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cruench

when something is so cringe that you dont even wanna mention it directly, but still you wanna point it out, so you use the fancier synonym of the word, Cruench.

- Holy shit man i just ate my own poop and i enjoyed it1
- Mega Cruench

by mousepenetrator44 February 17, 2022

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cock cruncher

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it

You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

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Crunchy Beats

music used to amp up a lame party, or blast the party atmosphere through the roof.

man: Hey DJ, this party needs a boost, hit these bitches with some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 18, 2011

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Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.

A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.

Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.

by A Tall Mofo February 12, 2013

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