Callum

Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear

Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"

by Majoea March 25, 2023

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

Callum

MASSIV PENIS

Callum has yes very big

by BigDICKCallum March 29, 2023

Calcum

Cum filled with calcium.

I have calcum.

by NøtCyanide April 19, 2023

Calcium Mark

A calcium mark is a white mark that shows up when you don’t brush your teeth you shitty sperm.

Guess Who Has A Calcium Mark
PIETER SMELLIES Y

by Tyler Maltas April 20, 2023

callum

a dumbass who shits on himself and makes explicit content voices

oh my god callum just shit on himself

by fghgfghgfcvbhgh April 25, 2023

Callum

Callum

A person that probably should've been a cumstain on the sheets

being defined
Did you see callum yesterday, he definitely should've been a cumstain on the sheets

by Callum Harteveldt May 13, 2023