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Crankswirl 

To talk or type a string of random,thoughts that seem unrelated because thoughts in-between left out.
"That woman is looking totally hot. Hey did you catch that new way to wax a car?"

"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."

"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."
Crankswirl by docwho2100 February 12, 2004
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Crankinstine 

One who is addicted to meth/crank to the point that they are running on auto-pilot alone and been high for so high that all intelligent thought is long gone.
The bartender Kelly at Shotguns is a Crankinstine.
Crankinstine by Milton December 16, 2004

Crankthatfrank 

The only youtuber who deliveres family friendly alternative content. He is a rat who lives on the scraps of memes that he shares with jessyee.
Person A: I love crankthatfrank so much
Person B: Why would you like that rat
Person A: Because he KNOWS how to bop his bussy
Person B: Yeah you're right, let's go watch some family friendly alternative content
Crankthatfrank by EmO-rAt June 5, 2018

shit cranked 

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.
Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.
shit cranked by Hap July 5, 2006

Cranking the hog 

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.
I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

Cranky Hanky 

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.
I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.
Cranky Hanky by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004