Kid Butter

That disgusting sticky feeling every kid has on them at all times they feel as though they were eating something stick and got it all over there hands didnt wash it off but sweat it off

Get your nasty kid butter away from me

by Cruxors September 21, 2009

butter on glue

sticking to the team.

Oh i cracked the enemy maggie, stick to me like butter on glue

by gabrielkaris February 15, 2022

ill butter

The act of becoming infected with an STD, then pumping out a surprise to the next lucky hook-up.

Don't mess with Ben, he made the rounds downtown and got a case of ill butter from a streetwalker.

by Devbrook June 29, 2019

butter dish

a literal butter dish,,

what else were you expecting?

a butter dish on a table

by aneducatedhuman May 16, 2020

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

suck butter

The mixture of female saliva, and male semen left on you're balls after the blowjob of a lifetime.

Damn! after she got done with me, the puddle of suck butter was huge!

by CaptainBigBlock May 30, 2016