Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"
by Señor Chang December 1, 2013
Get the butter shucksermug. A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.
by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020
Get the Butter Spongemug. by Sly Foxx June 23, 2013
Get the Slutter Buttermug. When a guy eats a whole bag of buttery popcorn and then fingers a fine female with his salty and buttery popcorn fingers. Then the guy eats out the chick and it tastes like popcorn flavored pussy.
I ate my girlfriends pussy after I had movie theater popcorn and fingered her and licked her sweet pussy and Buttered Lips.
by MostTrevorsAreGoodPeople September 3, 2019
Get the Buttered Lipsmug. Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
Get the Pocket Buttermug. When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.
Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.
Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.
Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.
by jjty2 February 1, 2014
Get the butter gafflemug. by Devbrook June 29, 2019
Get the ill buttermug.