ill butter

The act of becoming infected with an STD, then pumping out a surprise to the next lucky hook-up.

Don't mess with Ben, he made the rounds downtown and got a case of ill butter from a streetwalker.

by Devbrook June 29, 2019

Butter fuck

When the vagina is so wet you just slide right through like butter.

I butter fucked her last night and nutted on a rag

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

Buttered Lips

When a guy eats a whole bag of buttery popcorn and then fingers a fine female with his salty and buttery popcorn fingers. Then the guy eats out the chick and it tastes like popcorn flavored pussy.

I ate my girlfriends pussy after I had movie theater popcorn and fingered her and licked her sweet pussy and Buttered Lips.

by MostTrevorsAreGoodPeople September 3, 2019

Ghost Butter

When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.

Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands

by The butter man January 14, 2020

Butter Sponge

A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.

I had too many pints at the pub last night, so I need all the butter sponges this morning.

by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020

tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.

Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.

by El Conquistador February 20, 2020

Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020