Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"
by Señor Chang December 1, 2013
Get the butter shucksermug. 1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.
2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.
2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.
1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.
2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)
2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)
by GreggMo February 12, 2012
Get the butter the cabbagemug. Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.
How's your job going, bro?
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
Get the kerfuffle buttermug. Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
Get the Pocket Buttermug. I was going to go down on Beckie Jo last night, but I noticed she had already leaked rutter butter all over my new bed spread. I decided to fake chow instead, I didn’t want my face to break out.
by BobbyKittle March 3, 2023
Get the Rutter Buttermug. by DonSlappy November 2, 2011
Get the Lap Buttermug. A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.
by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020
Get the Butter Spongemug.