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Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.
Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked
by Gomer B. December 15, 2011
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Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.
My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.
by TardBarglar January 1, 2012
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Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.
Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...
by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012
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Cranius Blockus

To have a large square cranium (head).
Rob has to wear a box for a hat because he has a cranius blockus.
by robpowers27 August 14, 2012
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Talk-Blocker

When calling someone, they immediately change the conversation, then end the call before you have a chance to tell them what you called them for.
I was completely Talk-Blocked when I called Joel. I wanted to ask him a question, but all he did was complain then hang up. That guy is the master Talk-Blocker
by mexicoselbano October 27, 2012
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cop-blocked

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
by all american boy December 13, 2012
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Crop blocked

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.
by JBeasty February 7, 2013
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