4 definitions by Gomer B.

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.
Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked
by Gomer B. December 13, 2011
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In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.
Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?

AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!

Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!

AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!
by Gomer B. January 18, 2011
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When a group of guys goes out for the night and wander around a college campus looking for a party with no end goal in sight.
AJ: Hey Rob check out those guys walking around over there, what are they doing?

Rob: The Bromads travel as one pack AJ, stalking their party prey until they find a place to get wasted.
by Gomer B. February 24, 2012
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The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.
Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it
by Gomer B. March 23, 2012
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