backroomssexual

Being sexually attracted to the backrooms and its entities.

Person 1: I'm backroomssexual. The hounds make me horny.
Person 2: Please kill yourself.

by Thijs de Gamer January 21, 2022

Baker Mayfield

The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.

Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!

Or

I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!

by Lilporno February 20, 2022

Backdrop

Yup... That's hot. I dig it. Showing a little waistline. Yeah. Which begs the question: How did that one sports illustrated photographer get his job? Sure as hell wasn't some kind of competence hierarchy...

Hym "The backdrop is hot. 👍 I dig it."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Corn-backed brown shark

A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.

Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.

by haywired69 February 12, 2009

ashley baker

Ashley Baker is a strong, kind, and loving person to know. She is nice, strong, and known to be quite honest. She is so pretty and beautiful.

Ashley Baker is super fun to have as your girlfriend!

by Ytsnorlaxgamer23 November 15, 2018

Baker Boy

Someone who prefers not to have intercourse with a woman, but simply to pleasure them self while staring at them.

oh my gosh! You're going out with Louis? He's very attractive, but how is he in bed?

Ehh... He's a bit of a baker boy.

by Che La Luna May 25, 2015

The Baker

To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.

As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.

by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012