Dense breast

When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.

Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)

Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)

Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.

by Blondybonder October 1, 2016

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Dense Breast

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

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breast

see chounce

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

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breast mints

Slang for spironolactone, a medicine given to trans women to decrease testosterone and usually coated with a minty flavor to mask its taste. Parallel to titty skittles, slang for estradiol.

Titty skittles and breast mints are what all trans girls are made of.

by Catty McGee May 21, 2017

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