Tactical gay

Someone who acts gay to get girls attention

Alex is proper tactical gay

by Jefferey_j January 27, 2014

Glamour gay

Is fierce fashionista with pearlescent highlights on his cheeks. Wearing only designer stuff.

Raj is not a glamour gay he likes to wear basic clothing.

by Churverlenski July 2, 2016

church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016

Elitist Gay

A gay male or female that refuses to acknowledge any gay who is less attractive of them because they think they are better than them on the basis of physical attractiveness.

That elitist gay didn't respond to my Facebook message or add me back on Snapchat, but reblogged everything of that gay model.

by Cade R October 9, 2016

Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

Selective Gay Hearing

when a person only hears or thinks he hears you when you make a gay or homosexual remarks about you, himself, or those around him

Friend 1: "hey tim you wanna go bowling with me and alyshia tonight?
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing

by ASSEATER6969696969696969 October 23, 2018

Cancer Gay

Someone who has a right nut prolapse. That’s bound to burst anytime soon.

Hey, you see that Cancer Gay on your right ball?

by A_Gamer-Boii December 15, 2018