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when a person only hears or thinks he hears you when you make a gay or homosexual remarks about you, himself, or those around him
Friend 1: "hey tim you wanna go bowling with me and alyshia tonight?
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing
by ASSEATER6969696969696969 October 24, 2018
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