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Ballston Spa 

Ballston Spa, contrary to other definitions, is most possibly the most eventful town in upstate New York. We've got a bottle museum. Dude, who WOULDN'T want that? We got a spring. Sure you may have a spring in your town, but ours is better. Sure we have some rednecks. Sure I may be partially one. But rednecks have more fun riding lawn mowers in figure eights than accountants.

synonyms: fun, awesome, really cool place
antonyms: boring, lazy town
related words: B-Spa, be there
Yo! I just went to Ballston Spa and had a revelation. B-Spa Be there!
Ballston Spa by That One Person September 30, 2012
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ball pit 

A term for a woman's vagina.
"I'd get all up in that ball pit like I was at Chuck Cheese's, 24/7."
ball pit by Wagnarock March 25, 2008

monsters ball 

A nightclub full of ugly people and social misfits.
Man lets blow this place. It aint nothing but the Monster's Ball up in this joint
monsters ball by jc peters March 4, 2005

ball buster 

when job or project is very hard it's a ball buster
erecting that fence was a ball buster
ball buster by t-bone July 4, 2003

Funk Ball 

aka Funk Ball: A small white or whitish-yellow nugget found when massaging the tonsils. Able to be removed most effectively with a Q-tip. WARNING: Funk Balls may appear in groups. The stench emitted from Funk Balls is a combination of straight poop and vomit, only worse... much worse.
Quick, flush that funk ball before anyone gets a whiff of it.
Funk Ball by lil aim November 12, 2007

Ball-Shining 

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.
Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!
Ball-Shining by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Ball shot 

The tradition of women in Massachusetts of shaping their man's ball sack into a small, or large, cup then drinking a shot of taquila out of it. It is enjoyed by Massachusetts women annually on Patriots Day.
Barack Obama and Ben Afflack were witnessed doing multiple ball shots at the bar last night.
Ball shot by Clam McBagfish May 8, 2009