Gypsy Turd

Similar to rabbit turds but humans create gypsy turds

Steve-Man I just had a huge mud mountain.
Leroy- I wish I could, alll I’m producing is Gypsy Turds.

by Dmannproductions April 29, 2023

turd volcano

When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .

Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.

by Romeoblues December 15, 2015

turd surgeon

Someone who enjoys faecal investigation.

Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!

by dan1582 September 6, 2013

Squirrelly turds

A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.

I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.

by BoeZoe May 27, 2010

Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

Turd Wrinkle

The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag

This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.

by The retail guy February 22, 2011

Turd Furnace

A hot female ass.

"Damn, look at the turd furnace on her!"

by mbailey3 November 15, 2018