Definitions by ilikeyoualotweinerlickingshit

turd growl 

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.

a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."

turd growl by ilikeyoualotweinerlickingshit July 31, 2009