dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

by The Producer December 22, 2006

fuck box

Another term for a vagina, otherwise known as a box, hence fuck box. Should really be fuckbox.

So what did you stick in her fuckbox?

by slip March 24, 2005

Load the Box

To load the box is to set up a boombox or speaker system with a tape, CD, or ipod in order to play music. The term was made popular in the Sublime song "Greatest Hits".

"Load the box and then pump that shit"
-Sublime

by thezneak505 January 11, 2009

nerd box

The study room in a dormitory or living complex. Nerds go to the nerd box to study; non-nerds go to the nerd box to pretend that they are nerds.

Hold my calls! I'm going to the nerd box.

by Anonymous November 14, 2001

X-box

The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.

"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."

by Kal November 30, 2004

Goth-in-a-box

A generic Goth looking kid who may or may not know anything about the gothic culture, who typically is seen at hot-topic.

Hot Topic is also sometimes called "Goth in a box"

Ana "Hey look at that black lipstick and white face paint on that girl..."
Steph "Yeah shes such a Goth-in-a-box!"

by PictsyStephie July 11, 2008

boxing the jesuit

another term for the act of masturbation

"I caught mark boxing the jesuit"

by kramdonkey July 24, 2006