Rachael Ray

Famous cook on The Food Network who is one of the prettiest and skinniest cooks on the network.

"That Rachel Ray chick is getting fat!"

"Rachael Ray makes some devine meals bitch! You would be fat too if you could cook like that!"

by Deftones Est1988 December 17, 2006

Rancho Santa Margarita

1. Located in Orange County, CA
2. City of a way to much posers (i should know, im friends with a few)
3. Home to child of the devil Alicia (no last name will be givin, let is suffice to say shes evil)
4. Contains the vast majority of Trabuco Hills High School students
5. Popular hangout on Friday is the local movie theater
6. Next door neighbor to Coto De Caza (not sure if the dictionary has something on them, they rich and stuck up, thats all you need to know)

Yo Dude, I heard The Devils Spawn Was Chillin In Rancho Santa Margarita

by Westside Mercy November 22, 2007

operation ranch hand

when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand

Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.

by G-sus March 11, 2004

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

ranch hand

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

by angel face April 10, 2004

jolly rancher

a really good kisser.

Want something tasty try a jolly rancher.

by pleaze September 25, 2006

jolly rancher

A homosexual farmer.

Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!

by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005