Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).
Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.
Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.
Waves hand in "meh" type way.
Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.
Big ass bite ensues.
#rancharound.
Boom.
Am I famous yet?
Call me when I'm famous.
Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound
Combination of two words Rancho (ranch) + Cholo (Homie)
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.
The other day that rancholo was maddoggin, asking ME where I was from with his broken English. I couldn't stoplaughing.
When a downriver hillbilly, fills a bowl with ranch. Then referring to said bowl as “ranchbowl” yes...as one word. He then takes this “ranchbowl” and dunks whatever food he can get his stupid hands on ...
When a downriver hillbilly consumes an entire bowl of ranch. He refers to this bowl of ranch as “ranchbowl” yes, one word. He takes whatever food he can get his stupid hands on and dunks it in his ranchbowl.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.