Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).
Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.
Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.
Waves hand in "meh" type way.
Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.
Big ass bite ensues.
#rancharound.
Boom.
Am I famous yet?
Call me when I'm famous.
Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound
Combination of two words Rancho (ranch) + Cholo (Homie)
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.
The other day that rancholo was maddoggin, asking ME where I was from with his broken English. I couldn't stop laughing.
When a downriver hillbilly, fills a bowl with ranch. Then referring to said bowl as “ranchbowl” yes...as one word. He then takes this “ranchbowl” and dunks whatever food he can get his stupid hands on ...
When a downriver hillbilly consumes an entire bowl of ranch. He refers to this bowl of ranch as “ranchbowl” yes, one word. He takes whatever food he can get his stupid hands on and dunks it in his ranchbowl.