Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).
Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.
Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.
Waves hand in "meh" type way.
Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.
Big ass bite ensues.
#rancharound.
Boom.
Am I famous yet?
Call me when I'm famous.
Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound
Combination of two words Rancho (ranch) + Cholo (Homie)
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.
The other day that rancholo was maddoggin, asking ME where I was from with his broken English. I couldn't stop laughing.
When a downriver hillbilly, fills a bowl with ranch. Then referring to said bowl as “ranchbowl” yes...as one word. He then takes this “ranchbowl” and dunks whateverfood he can get his stupid hands on ...
When a downriver hillbilly consumes an entire bowl of ranch. He refers to this bowl of ranch as “ranchbowl” yes, one word. He takes whateverfood he can get his stupid hands on and dunks it in his ranchbowl.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.