ILLTASTIK

Ill-tastik
Ill = Dope.
-tastik = Fanstastic.

Fresher than the freshest, doper than the dopest, iller than the illest.

Aye BEEZY, that shit was illtastik.

by YADADA October 14, 2005

Illogikal

When something is too illogical. Also, the illogical way of spelling illogical; see ironic.

Christian:"God will help me in my time of need!"
Atheist:"No he won't, your thinking is so illogikal"

by Illogikal January 24, 2010

illegal takedown

What the persecuted Orange One has hallucinated occurred via the Special Counsel’s investigation into Russian influence on the 2016 US Election.

This was an illegal takedown that failed.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

Hampshire Illinois

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.

Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!

by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018

I'll be honest

A saying that is immediately followed by a lie.

Landlord: I'll be honest, the place doesn't have rats and none of your neighbors are convicted sex offenders.

Potential Tenant: Fuck you scumbag; honestly.

by customfish February 8, 2010

I'll take my bread

When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.

"I'll take my Bread!!" As you walk away a happy owner of a new car.

by naima April 6, 2015

I'll think about it

A polite way of saying "absolutely not".

"I'm gonna help Nick move this weekend, he said you can come too."
"How much is he paying you?"
"I'm not doing it for money, he's my friend and he needs a hand."
"I'll think about it."

by R. N. McFuckstain December 27, 2020