japanese rain goggles 

When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.

Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!

japanese rain goggles by nickeh! November 28, 2010

strawberry goggles

when a man places his balls in a womans? eyes

dude i gave your mom black eyes when i gave her my strawberry goggles

strawberry goggles by monkeytoucher December 27, 2008

Speed Goggles 

Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.

"Wow she's cute"

"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"

Speed Goggles by draventwo April 12, 2009

beer goggles 

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.

"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".

beer goggles by stouffer March 4, 2003

Halo Goggles 

Light perscription glasses or vision enhancing device needed/worn only while watching TV, playing video games, or attending sporting events.

Well if we're gonna play Matchmaking, I better put on my Halo Goggles, I need every advantage I can get!

Halo Goggles by Williestyle December 28, 2008

Ze goggles, zey do nothing! 

A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.

*someone posts scat porn*

Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!

Ze goggles, zey do nothing! by desudesudesu September 5, 2007

roman goggles 

The opposite of "plating." To wear Roman goggles is to go through life not willing to see people's shit.

Some of the people who come into the ER are so dysfunctional, I have to wear Roman goggles just to stitch them up.

roman goggles by SootyUnicorn December 8, 2013