face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

suck face

hardcore making out. Lots of tongue action

He likes to suck face with his lady friends

by Adam August 10, 2004

makeup face

The face a female unintentionally pulls when applying makeup. Most makeup faces involve squinting eyes, open or limp mouths and raised eyebrows. One can look quite humorous while pulling one of these.

Sandy always puts her makeup on in private because her makeup face is too embarrassing.

by tootbrush13 November 29, 2009

Alley Face

The act of being taken down an alley, and and having sex doggy style...which then results in your face being scraped against a wall. Leaving bruising, scratches or sores.

"Oh mate you have no idea what I got up to last night"
"You can't top me I got alley faced"

"I am totally getting alley faced tonight"
"That'll leave a mark"

"Alley face me, you prick"

by Kimboslice25 September 16, 2011

war-face

(n.) An angry screaming face of a soldier.

Heartman: You got a war-face?


See FMJ

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

Dead face

Being so bored that your face is that of a dead person.

Man, i was dead faced at the meeting today!!!!

by Zaid1 April 19, 2011

guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex

Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face

by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007