drug dealer

A feudal communist lord.

I got some fungus and some 420 from my drug dealer and I'm going to the park.

by pho-schizzle June 14, 2007

Deale

Deale Maryland is shitty and nothing else......... No really there nothing but dirty bars, old crappy boats and more bars. The majority of the people in Deale have a less teeth than old rusty objects in there front yard. The only good thing to ever happen to Deale hasn't happened yet, but it will with the coming of it's end.

Deale=Large brown terd.

by Deale Jim July 6, 2010

deal breaker

A "deal breaker" is a gigantic, massive shit that you have to take before an important event. Typically, the "deal breaker" feels like an unstoppable force. The name is derived from the following: If part of your work involved meeting with clients, and one of these unstoppable shits happened while you were meeting with said client, causing you to shit your pants...well...that would certainly be a "deal breaker".

I was driving down the interstate praying to God and Baby Jesus for a Rest Area, 'cause I felt a massive deal breaker coming on and there was no stopping it.

by mad genius August 24, 2011

Package Deal

When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.

I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.

My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.

by The Great All Powerful Definer January 4, 2011

dealing

the art of going out with some one.. you chopped them and now you're dealing

yo im dealing with this down as bitch you

by sim1 December 9, 2002

acid dealer

someone who sells LSD.

josh trout is an acid dealer. He is also a rapist.

by rupert March 3, 2004

deal

The complexities, or lackthereof, which comprises a personality.

What's their deal?

by ryan March 6, 2004