Computer

Fancy way of saying “PC”.

Normie: I play games on my pc
Gentleman: I entertain myself with my Computer

by RaccoonWithInternetAccess November 15, 2022

computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023

Computer

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

My computer crashed again :(

by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024

computer hacking

computer hacking around campus and then u start being a hacker and then you never leave your dorm room ever, good bye and then you hang your self because your too depressed

computer hacking around campus kills you inside... always remember kids go around slapping girls buts and grab them its funny!

by your local grocery store November 14, 2023

Computer Virus

See "Microsoft Windows"

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!

by x135 November 19, 2023

Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024