Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

cake wake

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017

Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020

Cake Zone

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.

Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."

by Snowman92 March 24, 2011

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

Cake Void

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

by Imonagoat February 25, 2011

Greed cakes

A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.

Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.

by FrankyDNYC November 18, 2015